In honor of your St. Patricks Day Birthday, I was going to sing Danny Boy for you on karaoke night down at Finnigans pub . . . but I was afraid Id be discovered by some talent scout, signed to a multi-million dollar recording contract, and forced to move to one of those luxurious Hollywood mansions, leaving you behind to grow bitterly jealous. I just couldnt do that to you. Enjoy Your Birthday and St. Patricks Day
A tiny little leprechaun told me you're turning another year older today! But don't worry --- he won't be telling anyone else. Happy St. Paddy's Day Birthday.