50? I wouldnt exactly say youre old. No, that would be rude. Id use a word like seasoned or mature or ripe or something like that. But old? Right to your face? Never. Happy 50th Birthday!
Okay. You're ! It's time to evaluate your life! Are you where you should be by now? Have you done what you hoped to do? Are you headed in the right direction? Take this quiz to find out! Simply click the statement that most closely applies to you or your life accomplishments thus far. Thank you. Please wait for your personal accomplishment evaluation Congratulations! If you've set few goals in your life and don't plan to accomplish much else, then you are exactly where you should be at your age. You will continue to live a peaceful existence free of paparazzi...but not lacking for parties. Who could ask for anything more? Happy Birthday to an accomplished -year-old!
30?!
Don't be depressed . . .
The despair you're feeling now is NOTHING compared to what you'll experience in another decade.
(Glad I could be there for ya' . . .)
Happy Birthday!
Classic Lines from the B.S. Hall of Fame
This will only hurt a little . . .
I'll call you soon.
You must be completely satisfied or you'll get your money back!
Wow! That dress makes you look ten pounds thinner!
Of course, I'll still respect you in the morning.
Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line . . .
Life begins at 40!
Happy Birthday.
Thirty reeks. Thirty sucks.
Thirty means not getting carded at bars anymore. Thirty is people who say, "Well, it's better than turning forty!" Thirty is getting a headache at a concert. Thirty is having furniture that matches. Thirty is wondering if you still look cool in ripped jeans. Thirty is wondering if ripped jeans are still cool. Thirty is wondering if saying "cool" is still cool. Thirty is cruel and unusual punishment. Thirty is the nightmare that never ends and the torture that never stops.
Thirty bites the big one.
Thirty. Game Over. You Lose.
Hey, 40 year-old!
You should be excited about your birthday! In the dictionary, "forty" is surrounded by words like fabulous, festive, fruitful, false teeth, flatulence, funeral . . .
Hmmm . . .
Ahem . . . Anyway, have a fun 40th!
Happy Birthday!