It's your birthday, but don't think of yourself as turning a year older "The You Show-Season Premier" Think of yourself as being renewed for another hit season! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, youll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the buildings windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
I wouldn't say there are too many candles on your birthday cake I'd say AAARGH! Oh, my God, MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE! It's TOO BRIGHT IN HERE! ON FIRE!!! Someone call the FIRE BRIGADE!! That cake's going to BURN THE HOUSE DOWN! Happy Birthday
HOW OLD? NEVER MIND You may be older than you've ever been before but you're also younger than you'll ever be again! So live it up and have a Great Birthday!
A special little tune just for you
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
That song's not so funny anymore!
Happy birthday, anyway