I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
Saying grace at mealtime was a tradition at Grandmas house. At breakfast, lunch, and supper, all who gathered around the table would bow their heads to give a blessing for the food they were about to eat. Glen DeVuono (adapted) A heartfelt wish for the simple pleasures of family fun and laughter, Giving and caring, loving and sharing at Thanksgiving and ever after! Have a Wonderful Day
Click on the stamp to open your card. Click on the leaf. A cold wind Winter must be coming. Lets find someplace warm for our little friend. Click on the house. It smells like Thanksgiving dinner. Click on the window to have a look. Click on the door. Happy Thanksgiving Hope yours is warm and wonderful!
I am a bird with no tomorrow Dont want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. Ive got to plan for my survival I think Ill find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
Let us look to the earth and to the heavens, and remember how much we have to be thankful for. May we take time to give thanks for the gifts of this sweet life... kitchen tables, family gatherings, and sweet memories being made. On this day of love and plenty, may thankfulness fill your heart. Happy Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Eve The Farmer is onto you. Search through his wifes dresser and find a disguise. You have until the Farmer reaches the house to find 5 specific items.. PLAY> Oops! Happy Thanksgiving anyway! Well done! Happy Thanksgiving
Who says your Thanksgiving dinner
cant be perfect?
Just choose one option
from each of the following lists
to make your holiday
just the way you want it.
BEGIN
Choose a Main Course
Deep-fried turkey, extra gizzards. Mmmmmm gizzards
A savory assortment of New World game meats
Roasted Turkey, with a soy alternative for the vegetarians
I got your soy alternative right HERE!
Choose a Side Dish
Green Bean casserole What IS that?
Specialty maize purchased from a Native American vegetable stand
Sweet potatoes with a whisper of fennel and sage
Boiled dandelions with a hint of NO, THANK YOU!
Choose Your Beverage
Lots and lots of beer, and maybe a little more beer
Sweet cider and non-alcoholic mead just like those pious Pilgrims
A box of chilled, sassy Chardonnay
Wild Turkey no ice, no glass
Choose Extra Guests (other than your wonderful family)
Crazy Aunt Mabel and obnoxious Uncle Steve
Biffy and Dash, your overly competitive neighbors with the perfect lawn
Your sister-in-laws boss and his niece from out of town
Please just leave me alone
Choose Your Entertainment
Football on TV! What else?
Family sing-along
Good old-fashioned spittin contestTexas Punch em
Click to see your ideal Thanksgiving.
Hope your Thanksgiving
is just the way you like it.
A Thanksgiving Prayer for You The God of love and peace shall be with you. --2Corinthians 13:11 God bless you on Thanksgiving and keep you all year through God give you all the faith it takes to make your dreams come true May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way... And His light shine down on you to bless you on Thanksgiving Day.
THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR: Homemade pumpkin pie, A house filled with laughter, Second helpings, "Remember-when" stories, Day after Thanksgiving sales AND GREAT FRIENDS LIKE YOU. HAPPY THANKSGIVING
THANKSGIVING is a time of awareness, of CARING and SHARING, remembering the best, seeing the beautiful, being GRATEFUL for the fullness of life. Wishing you BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS to share, to enjoy, and to remember! Happy THANKSGIVING
CHIN #1:
In the fourth week of November
As Im sure were all aware,
We celebrate Thanksgiving
And we eat till were impaired.
Watch some football on the TV
And parades with relatives,
No one spills the gravy
On the tablecloth and lives.
ALL CHINS:
Turkey on the table
Its Thanksgiving Day
Sauce made from cranberries,
Broccoli soufflé,
When I eat more food
Than a rabid beast,
Youll know its at the annual
Thanksgiving feast.
CHIN #2:
I see yams and I see brussel sprouts
And green bean casserole,
Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing
Overflowing from the bowl.
CHIN #3:
Then theres pumpkin pie and whipped cream
Triple layer carrot cake,
My chin gets tired from chewing
And I have a tummy ache.
ALL CHINS:
Turkey on the table
Its Thanksgiving Day
Sauce made from cranberries,
Broccoli soufflé,
When I eat more food
Than a rabid beast,
Youll know its at the annual
Thanksgiving feast.
Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody