And now, in honor of Halloween, the Top 5 Scarecrow Complaints! Number 5 Every day its denim and flannel, denim and flannel. Number 4 Two words: Crow poop. Yeah, youre real brave when youre up there, huh? Come down here and well see how tough you are! Number 3 Everybody just assumes that you can dance like that Wizard of Oz scarecrow. And by the way, a brain aint the first organ ID be wishing for, you know what Im sayin? Number 4 This job would be a lot easier if I was packin heat. And the Number 1 Scarecrow Complaint... Youd be grumpy too if you had a broomstick up your a$$. Happy Halloween
This Halloween, why settle for the
same old, boring jack-o-lantern
when you can have a
crack-o-lantern
or a
Yack-o-lantern
or a
Rack-o-lantern
or a
Wack-o-lantern
or a
Mac-o-lantern
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
:-)
Halloween comes once a year so shake a leg and get in gear don't even want to suck your blood just don't be fillin' my bag with crud gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Apples are bad, pears are the pits popcorn balls give me green zits don't care if my teeth fall out candy's all I care about gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Dim lights and close the door you won't like what I have in store you'll find out how low I'll stoop with a flamin' pile of werewolf poop gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck!
They used to say, there goes that witch. -- She's hideous, she's mean. -- She has a wart upon her nose. -- Her skin is pea soup green. -- Finally, I got fed up. -- With the ugly, awful face -- I called my surgeon, marked the date -- And the doctor did replace... -- my eyes, my nose, my cheeks -- And now i have only one chin -- New veeners are on my teeth -- you see 'em when I grin! -- My wart, it was removed, you see -- They placed it in a jar -- Now I can go and try to meet -- Attractive men in bars. -- They used to say, there goes that witch -- she's nasty, yeah, she's naughty -- But now they say -- THERE GOES A TOTAL HOTTIE -- I got my cheekbones lifted... -- my boobies raised up too... -- ...But of all my specail qualties -- The best is friends like you. -- Have a Magical Halloween
Jumpin' jellyfish! A whole crate of Halloween candy has fallen overboard and is sinking down to Bikini Bottom! Next -- This looks like a job for Mermaidman and Barnacleboy! Next -- Help Spongebob and Patrick catch as much candy in their goodie bags as you can by dragging them back and forth across the ocean floor. Next -- But watch out! if the jellyfish touch our heroes. it's gonna sting! Click start to begin. Start -- Way to go! You saved 0 pieces of Halloween candy! That makes you Squidmate, First Class! Happy Halloween!
Toe of frog... Eye of newt.. -- From the top of your head to the sole of your boot. I now turn you into an ugly brute. -- What? That didn't work?! -- Oh well. I guess you're scary enough. Happy Halloween!
Were vampires, were monstrous blood-sucking undead, So lets laugh, lets celebrate, lets toast to Halloween In life you go round only once, someone said, But it wasnt us or our zombie friends who will eat your spleen. Some think its all about the Trick or Treating, Going door to door in the darkness of night, To us it makes more sense just meeting To get together for a quick bite The townsfolk with torches are all nervous wrecks They have garlic and wooden stakes but they have to live in fear So lets sink our fangs into some peasant necks and rejoice that Halloween is finally here. Here! Here! Halloweens finally here! Here! Here! Into hearts lets strike fear! It is here lets strike fear fangs will bite cause tonights HALLOWEEN! Hope Your Halloweens a Classic!