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And now, in honor of Halloween, the Top 5 Scarecrow Complaints! Number 5 Every day its denim and flannel, denim and flannel. Number 4 Two words: Crow poop. Yeah, youre real brave when youre up there, huh? Come down here and well see how tough you are! Number 3 Everybody just assumes that you can dance like that Wizard of Oz scarecrow. And by the way, a brain aint the first organ ID be wishing for, you know what Im sayin? Number 4 This job would be a lot easier if I was packin heat. And the Number 1 Scarecrow Complaint... Youd be grumpy too if you had a broomstick up your a$$. Happy Halloween
Were Trick or Treaters, candy eaters And well be coming to your house on Halloween. Were dressed as monsters and zombies and fairy queens, Please understand that we expect a sugar buzz Lets hope there wont be any trickery And we can all be happy on All-Hallows Eve. Were Halloweeners kids and tweeners And in our costumes were knocking upon your door No need to make a scene, This should just be routine Dont want a healthy snack, just put the candy in the sack and well be off. We love a good treat, But we are not above accepting paper money. We crave all thats sweet. We wouldnt mind if you just covered us with honey. Itd be a mess, and wed be all sticky, On second thought our moms might get upset. Trick or treaters, candy eaters, we are sweet but could be sweeter we want chocolate candy now and we are too cute for you to ignore Pirates, ghosts and little witches fill our bags with candy riches We know youre there so itd be best for you to simply open up your door. we want your candy we want more And well be knocking at your door. So dont be tempted hold back Put the treats into our sack we want your candy we want more We want candy we want more Were the kids that you adore, Were still here, you cant ignore Thats what Halloween is for And well be knocking at your door FOR MORE! Wishing You a Very Sweet Halloween
Scare someone you know with a personalized séance Type in their name and our medium will do the rest! What is the recipients name/nickname? PREVIEW Spirits move among us every day. You know them as a feeling youre not alone, a glimpse out of the corner of your eye, a fleeting scent Halloween is a great time to reach out to that other world So breathe deeply now, relax. Clear your mind. Focus on the flame. Spirits, we know you are here, reveal yourselves. Reach out to us now. Its raining, its pouring; The old man is snoring Were making contact who is this? He went to bed, and bumped his head and he couldnt get up in the morning. Because hes dead! Sometimes I watch over you when youre sleeping. You look so peaceful. {Persons Name} I have a message for {Persons Name} What is it? Whats your message? Happy Halloween
How to make a Halloween Pumpkin Mask 1.Take a brown bag and color it orange. 2.Draw vertical lines around bag with black marker. 3.Draw eyes, nose, and mouth with black marker. 4.place the bag over your head. 5.Congratulations! Your Halloween mask is complete! Oh well, Happy Halloween!
They used to say, there goes that witch. -- She's hideous, she's mean. -- She has a wart upon her nose. -- Her skin is pea soup green. -- Finally, I got fed up. -- With the ugly, awful face -- I called my surgeon, marked the date -- And the doctor did replace... -- my eyes, my nose, my cheeks -- And now i have only one chin -- New veeners are on my teeth -- you see 'em when I grin! -- My wart, it was removed, you see -- They placed it in a jar -- Now I can go and try to meet -- Attractive men in bars. -- They used to say, there goes that witch -- she's nasty, yeah, she's naughty -- But now they say -- THERE GOES A TOTAL HOTTIE -- I got my cheekbones lifted... -- my boobies raised up too... -- ...But of all my specail qualties -- The best is friends like you. -- Have a Magical Halloween
This Halloween, why settle for the
same old, boring jack-o-lantern
when you can have a
crack-o-lantern
or a
Yack-o-lantern
or a
Rack-o-lantern
or a
Wack-o-lantern
or a
Mac-o-lantern
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
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