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They're hicky and they're hokey, They like to drink and smoky, They're down and dirty folky, The Redneck Family. Their house is set on wheels, They guzzle all their meals Their pet don't bark, it squeals, The Redneck Family. Rude! Crude! Lewd! When you ain't feeling hot Be glad for what you got, At list your kin is not The Redneck Family
I don't have gossip about our friends. I'm not gonna tell you how a movie ends. I've no suggestions to submit, or cosmic wavelengths to transmit. I don't have any breaking news to share, and I won't yell that life's not fair. There's no big sale (unfortunately). I'm not collecting for charity. This isn't some bad talent show... It's just a song to say, Hello!
Im happy, todays a good day, Im all smiles Cause Im not rolled up and stuck inside a dresser drawer or buried with tube socks and smelly argyles in a hamper or a big pile on the floor. A socks life can be somewhat exciting Though things rarely happen that are drastic, For feet, our job is to be inviting By staying fuzzy and elastic So lets raise our reinforced toes up and cheer Well hug every single foot we have a chance to meet. From cotton to nylon to wool and cashmere Well claim victory every time we face de feet Feet Feet How we love the feet Feet Feet Life is surely sweet Go on runs, jogs, or walks Dont forget were your socks. Todays a good day. Enjoy it.
Why did the blonde walk to the post office 40 times in one day? Because her computer kept telling her she had mail. Just a good old-fashioned note to say hi.
Welcome to the "Just Because" Jukebox, the only greeting that lets you customize a song with any name you choose! Use the drop-down list to select the name to be sung in the Song there are hundreds to choose from! Click "Continue" once you've picked a name. Select a range: A-G H-M N-Z: Search A-G H-M N-Z: Can't find a name? Check here. Continue Building Your "Just Because" Jukebox Greeting! It's Ready! Click the "Continue" button to see your greeting! Remember - only members can send this card! Join first to make a card you can send. Already a member? Sign in above!
I'm thinkin' about you and hope you're thinkin' about me. So I guess I'm thinkin' about you thinkin' about me. And I wonder if you're thinking about me thinking about you Cause now Im thinking about you thinking about me thinkin' about you. So I'm thinkin' about you thinking about me thinking about you when I'm not just thinkin' about you. And I think about you thinkin' about me thinking about you or if you're just thinking about me. I was just thinking about you. (I think)
Office Voodoo. Is someone at work making your life miserable? Then it's time for Continue. Virtual office VOODOO! Continue. Just type the name of the person you'd like to get back at in the space provided, select your method of office "torture" and let the fun begin! Continue. Fountain Pen. Hot Coffee. Push Pins. Staple Gun. Gas Attack. Night Janitor. Shredder. Type name here. Done. New name. Censored. Hope that helped you feel better. Now get back to work! Click here email to a friend!
You know how sometimes Im thinking about you and the phone rings and it IS you? Yeah. I think we have a psychic connection. We dont have a psychic connection. Its called a coincidence. Twins have psychic connections. Were not twins. Hey, you stand here and Ill go over there. How many fingers am I holding up? You dont have any fingers. Exactly! See, see?! I think we should only use our secret power for good, like Im hungry. Buy me some ice cream! We dont have secret powers. Hey, your phones ringing! Wonder whos calling you? I wonder who could it be? Answer your phone! Im not answering my phone. I know its you. Its like were psychic. Just sitting here thinking of you. Can you tell?
Im guessing youve got nothing better to do, so lets play Quarters! Play Game Instructions Click on the hand to bounce a quarter into a shotglass. The glasses are moving, so be sure to watch your timing! You have ten chances to sink at least five quarters in order to move through to the next level. The point values go up with every level, but so does the speed of the shot glasses! For every miss, you must take a drink at the end of the round. With each drink you sobriety meter will decrease. DONE Hows life in the fast lane? Cheers to you!