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- You know how sometimes I’m thinking about you and the phone rings and it IS you? Yeah. I think we have a psychic connection. We don’t have a psychic connection. It’s called a coincidence. Twins have psychic connections. We’re not twins. Hey, you stand here and I’ll go over there. How many fingers am I holding up? You don’t have any fingers. Exactly! See, see?! I think we should only use our secret power for good, like “I’m hungry. Buy me some ice cream!” We don’t have secret powers. Hey, your phone’s ringing! Wonder who’s calling you? I wonder who could it be? Answer your phone! I’m not answering my phone. I know it’s you. It’s like we’re psychic. Just sitting here thinking of you. Can you tell?
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- Ever wonder what happens when you sleep? Ever wonder ‘’bout who you don’t meet? Ever wonder ‘’bout the sights and sounds you miss? If so, then (NAME HERE), listen to this… There’s a whole wide world out there Where birds fly planes and the apples grow square The violets are red and the roses are blue And man’s best friend is my friend, too! Ever wonder what happens when you slumber? You can’t see stuff, or else you can’t remember? Would you like to know why the water hose can hiss? If so, then (NAME HERE), you should listen to this… There’s a whole wide world out there Where the scarecrows don’t really care to scare The man in the moon eyes the woman in the sun And the world comes together just to have a little fun. And the world comes together just to have a little fun. Hope you have a little fun today!
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- I’m guessing you’ve got nothing better to do, so… let’s play Quarters! Play Game Instructions Click on the hand to bounce a quarter into a shotglass. The glasses are moving, so be sure to watch your timing! You have ten chances to sink at least five quarters in order to move through to the next level. The point values go up with every level, but so does the speed of the shot glasses! For every miss, you must take a drink at the end of the round. With each drink you sobriety meter will decrease. DONE How’s life in the fast lane? Cheers to you!
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- Office Voodoo. Is someone at work making your life miserable? Then it's time for…Continue. Virtual office VOODOO! Continue. Just type the name of the person you'd like to get back at in the space provided, select your method of office "torture" and let the fun begin! Continue. Fountain Pen. Hot Coffee. Push Pins. Staple Gun. Gas Attack. Night Janitor. Shredder. Type name here. Done. New name. Censored. Hope that helped you feel better. Now get back to work! Click here email to a friend!
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- AG interactive news. Some of the most feared men in the world of crime never carried a gun. Their Weapon? Enough foul gas to bring down entire syndicates and to make a clean get-away when the coppers turned up the heat. Go ahead. Click on one. And remember, you can break wind, but you can't break the law.
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- Cubicle Chronicles presents. When nobody's looking… Cubicle #4431. And you thought I wasn't watching...
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- No luck on the dating scene? Don't worry. These special Personal Ads are filled with ``Special`` someone's. Sure, they're not perfect… Were you expecting a ``but``? Sorry. Just pour another drink and CLICK HERE to start. Click to See and Ad. Men seeking women. 1. Sexy, swelte, and sevently seeks much younger woman to explore generational gaps. Let me be your gummy bear. 2. Forgiven Felon. I found Jesus and now I`m praying I can find YOU. How about I lead you into temptation. and you deliver me some evil? 3. Feast your eyes, ladies. You won`t get this kind of quality unless you have, like, lots of money, which would be totally cool, but even if you din`t , if you could, like, help with my rent... Women seeking men. 1. Here kitty, kitty, kitty... Fifty-ish feline in search of sexy stray to share intoxicating nights of catnip, heavy petting and loud meows. 2. Mistress Dominatrix demands that you submit to her every wish. All dates will be required to sign a personal liability waiver and to bring the saddle soap. 3. If you don`t mind leftlovers, Saran Wrap Girl willing to wrap herself up and then cling to you were last week`s meatloaf. Come and get it. Just wanted to say ``hi`` and send along my personal best.
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- Hope this card brightens up your day . . . but if it doesn’t, SCREW IT! There's no real harm done.
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- “…and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” “HA! Suckers! That’s right. It’s me! Al Gore is finally President! Just like he shoulda been before!” “Not so fast, greenie. Ya didn’t think I was gonna go away so easy now, did ya?” “You’ve fallen right into my trap, cowboy! I haven’t forgotten about 2004! I won that election! Now I’M the PRESIDENT!" "Your time has passed, Senator. Now THIS lady’s in charge!" "I have something to say about THAT!" “Oh yeah?” “Oh yeah?” “Well, I guess I can take THIS off now.” “Much better. Now let’s go huntin’.” God Bless America (We need all the help we can get.)
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- Now stop monkeying around and get back to work!
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- I thought that would crack you up. Have a great day!
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- Gonna load up the flatbed, move the family out East, Blowin’ smoke on the trail, folks won’t know they been fleeced. Kissin’ babies, pumping fists, whatever gets the job done, Don’t like steaks? No problem — tell ‘em I’m a vegan. It’s my turn in the White House, these guys are only fakes, It’s my turn in the White House, they’re givin’ me earaches. It’s my turn in the White House, gonna make it my own lil’ farm, It’s my turn in the White House, Republicans/Democrats leave me lukewarm. Pull on your boots, it's about to get muddy.
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- You know a chin’s life ain’t so easy, Chin’s life ain’t no dream, If we ain’t facing razor blades It’s depilatory cream But I’m gonna keep my chin up Gonna try keepin’ up with the pace. Cause life ain’t so bad at the bottom, At the bottom of your face. Got your food and drink slidin’ down me When you miss your mouth at meals, Wipe me off with that soft napkin Oooh, I LOVE the way that feels. I like the way you stick me out When you’re making a demand. I like how when you’re tired I get cuddled in your hand. Oh yeah, we’re gonna keep our chins up Gonna smile all over the place. Cause life’s good at the bottom At the bottom of your face. Hope you’re keeping your chin up!
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- I don't have gossip about our friends. I'm not gonna tell you how a movie ends. I've no suggestions to submit, or cosmic wavelengths to transmit. I don't have any breaking news to share, and I won't yell that life's not fair. There's no big sale (unfortunately). I'm not collecting for charity. This isn't some bad talent show... It's just a song to say, Hello!
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- You make my tail wag so much . . . my butt hurts.
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- What's Poppin'?
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