When I miss you (just in case you're wondering): I miss you when I'm by myself instead of where you are. I miss you when I'm all alone and driving in my car. I miss you when I need a hug and you are not around. I miss you when I'm all alone and thinking of you nude. I miss you when I'm working and you pop into my head. I miss you when you're anywhere instead of here with me! (That's when I miss you.)
What Is Marriage? Its vacuuming carpets and hammering nails. Its saving a dollar by shopping at sales . . . Its balancing checkbooks and paying off bills its cleaning the windows and mopping up spills. Its doing the laundry and matching up socks. Its a washer that dies when the car needs new shocks . . . Its two busy schedules, but one happy life, With each moment you share as husband and wife! Happy Anniversary
You'd probably be embarrassed by a mushy, gushy birthday card, so this one just says...
...to a wonderful, smart, charming, good-looking, all- around terrific nephew! ( sorry... just couldn't stop! )