cover verse: For My Wife, JULIA, on Mother's Day You just relax. I'll take care of everything. By the way... inside verse: Where is everything? Happy Mothers Day
cover verse: It's Mother's Day! Relax, take a long nap, put your feet up, and don't worry about a thing! inside verse: Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Now THAT'S a funny card, isn't it?
cover verse: Happy Mother's Day, Janet I hope you know that all of your hard work has not gone unnoticed. inside verse: I've been watching you from the couch during commercials. Hey, you missed a spot...
cover verse: An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... inside verse: A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it ...
cover verse: Mom, I'm sorry about all those dumb little things I did when I was a kid. inside verse: Just be thankful you only know about half of them! Happy Mother's Day from Stephen
cover verse:
Mom,
Where would this
family be without
your kind heart
and loving example?
inside verse:
Probably on "Jerry Springer"
throwing chairs at each other.
Happy Mother's Day
cover verse: FOUR OUT OF FIVE WORKING MOTHERS ADMIT THAT THEIR LIVES ARE OFTEN HECTIC. (THE FIFTH HAD NO COMMENT WHATSOEVER.) inside verse: I ADMIRE ALL YOUR EFFORT. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
cover verse: MOM, I can't imagine what LIFE would be like without you... inside verse: I'd probably be eating candy I got from a stranger, talking with my mouth full, and waving around sharp objects while I sit ...
cover verse: Top Ten Things That Would Be Different if Moms Ran the World 10. All wars settled by pie-baking contests. 9. Failure to call your mother at least once a week 5 years in prison. 8. Sharp, ...