cover verse: I wish I weren't an old man... POOF! Son-of-a... inside verse: Be careful what you wish for, Michael. Happy Birthday I wish I had teeth...
cover verse: A wise man once said, "Don't count your years, make your years count." inside verse: ...or was it "beers?" Either way, that's pretty good advice. Happy Birthday, Chad
cover verse: Happy Birthday, Bobby inside verse: Just wanted to give you a birthday card that's as classy and sophisticated as you are. Happy Birthday!
cover verse: To a Guy Named Scott on His Birthday When pictures from your childhood Are in faded black and white, When people start to notice That youve lost an inch of height... When instead of breaking ...
cover verse: Happy Birthday to Ralph, a man of few words. inside verse: And those words would be Beer Food T.V. Bathroom Sleep Good job! Next year, we'll work on adjectives!
cover verse:
Happy Birthday to our Son, Carl,
who is great-looking, talented,
witty, charming,
intelligent,
and an all-around wonderful
human being!
inside verse:
You can thank us later
for the good ...
cover verse:
Bob,
this birthday card
can only be opened
by the coolest Brother
in the world!
inside verse:
Oh, wait --
that was supposed
to say "dorkiest".
Happy Birthday
cover verse: Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. inside verse: Teach a man to fish, and he'll spend thousands of dollars on fishing gear and tackle, spend countless hours waiting to catch a few pathetic fish, ...
cover verse:
From Your Loving Child,
Marty
A father like you
is too special
for just a birthday card...
inside verse:
So you can keep
the envelope, too!
Happy Birthday
cover verse:
...must get...water...so...thirsty...can't...
go on...much longer...water...
inside verse:
I know how much you like to see a
hot chick on the beach,
Mike