cover verse:
Guess what,
Mark!
You'll need sunglasses
and SPF #15 sunscreen
for the present
I got you...
inside verse:
That's right!
I got you the candles
for the cake!
cover verse: Top Ten Signs Youre Getting Older, Roberta: 10.You dont even TRY to be cool anymore. 9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now! 8.You recently uttered the words, Hey, you kids! Turn down ...
cover verse: Happy Birthday, Barry! We had a contest to guess how old you are, but before we can announce the winner, we need you to break the tie... inside verse: How old is dirt, anyway?
cover verse: Loretta, remember when you were a kid and how you always tried to make yourself look older? inside verse: I guess all that practice paid off! Happy Birthday
cover verse: Don't think of it as getting older, Dana! inside verse: Just think of it as going on ahead to check things out for the rest of us! Happy Birthday
cover verse: Adrian,
you've still got bladder control
and most of your original teeth! inside verse: The older you get, the harder it becomes for me to think of something positive to tell you. ...